reasons that computers MUST be male...
1.) They have a lot of data, but they are still
2.) They are supposed to help you sovle problems,
but half of the time they are the
3.) As soon as you commit to one, you realize if
you had waited a little longer, you could have
obtained a better model.
4.) In order to get their attention, you have to
turn them on.
5.) A big power surge will knock them out for the
rest of the night.